I'm discreet, but I'll haunt your dreams.


wes anderson is like quentin tarantinos weird younger brother who sits in his room playing records and gets mad when quentin hides his library card 

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The Officeproposals 

In exactly two weeks I’ll be moved out of my parents’ house. How surreal.

@jennyslateThank you to for glamming me the F up. I feel like a powerful sex witch & that’s a very chill feeling.


*Bob Belcher voice* oh my god

back scratches or foot massages? :)

Foot massages. But back rubs trump both.

Posted on 20 July

You think this is easy for me?


repeat after me: 

  • virginity is a social construct 
  • you don’t lose your virginity 
  • there’s nothing valuable or precious about virginity, it’s an imaginary concept 
  • virginity is inherently heterocentric 
  • your worth is not defined by whether or not you’ve had a dick inside you
  • what you define as sex is up to you, you get to decide how many people you’ve had sex with 
  • the end 


woody allen, the irredeemable creep whose obvious misogyny was misinterpreted as creative genius by the college-boy mentality. 

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Pets of Drunk History - Jenny Slate and her pup Reggie in the Atlanta episode of Drunk History (requested by iwanttobelikemindykaling)

Posted on 17 July with 74 notes via: thehobocode (©: misswompler)



This country’s hard on people, you can’t stop what’s coming, it ain’t all waiting on you.