I'm discreet, but I'll haunt your dreams.

rillhousewife:

Anybody fool-hardy enough to deny the inevitable dolphin invasion is at best wilfully delusional and at worst an unwitting agent of the destruction of our species

heytinafey:

i don’t anyone to forget about this ever 

Anonymous
This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

Trick or tr(eat me out) 🎃

I am so crazy in love with Joe and Busc and X-Files ugh

my boys💗

why the fuck am i crying —literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional  (via dicapriho)

Hello from Buscemi💘

Posted on 11 September with 3 notes

queenxsass:

basedgods-cold-hands:

coldxblue:

ultravvviolence:

corpsewhore:

kateordie:

octoberyet:

Detroit’s annual “Theatre Bizarre” Halloween festival

Is this HEAVEN?!

MY NEEDS.

I can’t wait to go again this year and go all out on my costume

I wanna go.

queen-ofthewasteland

Need to go

anachronicsoul:

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, WELCOME TO THE  F R E A K   S H O W  

film genre meme: [1/5] comic book
watchmen (2009)

The accumulated filth of all their sex and murder will foam up about their waists and all the whores and politicians will look up and shout “Save us!”… and I’ll whisper “no.”

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

THEME